Full of sin
In the fridge
It started with
just a smidge
Of the crust
Left the meat
Pork pie lust
Big beige treat
Another bit
Of the pastry
I’m pescatarian
it was tasty
Blinded now
By the hunger
Pork get in
I’m pork pie monger
Tummy hurts
I’ve got the fear
Regret the pork
Diarrhoea.
H.Banks 